Friday, March 13, 2009

Doctor

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him "Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients?"

“Yes, sir…” answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks: “So Kapal, how did it go?”

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL."

"Nice one Kapal, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir" says Kapal.

"Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, it was almost 5 pm. I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like a flame, undressed herself, took off her bra and her panty, laid on the table and shouted:
HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years!!!"

"…? And what did you do, Kapal?" the doctor gets very curious. "Not Panadol, but an injection I believe."

“No sir…" answers Kapal. "I didn't do that, it would not solve the problem. I gave her exactly what she needed!" (scroll down)


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EYE DROPS treatment!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???

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