Said also don't Listen
Listen also Don't Understand
Don't Understand also don't Ask
Ask also don't Do
Do also do Wrong
Wrong also don't Admit
Admit also don't Correct
Correct also Not Happy
Not Happy also don't Say
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Daylight Robbery in Taman Maluri, Cheras!
This is reported on the front page of Malay Mail on Friday, 27 March 2009.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Warning About Bangkok International Airport
This is from a forwarded email. Don't know how true it is but better be careful when receiving free gifts. Double check if it is really a free gift and if in doubt, just decline it. __________________________________________________________________________ Dear All, |
My Dept secretary informed on this. Her cousin was detained in Bangkok for stealing a box of cigarettes in a duty-free shop in Bangkok International Airport .
He had paid for chocolates and a carton of cigarettes. The cashier put a packet of smokes into his bag and he thought it was a free pack. He was arrested for shop-lifting and the Thai Police extortion price was RM30,000 for his release. He spent two nights in jail and paid RM50 for an air-cond cell, 200-300 baht for each visitor, and RM11,000 for his final release. The Police shared the money in front of his eyes.
On top of that, he was charged in court and fined RM2,000 by the magistrate and handcuffed and escorted to his plane. His passport was stamped "Thief". While there, his relatives requested help from the Malaysian Embassy and was told that they are helpless, as M'sians are victimised similarly daily and letters and phone-calls to the Thai Authorities are ignored.
He shared a cell with a Singaporean the 1st night who paid RM60,000 for his release. The 2nd night was an Indian national who paid USD70,000.
Mind you this is not in a shag downtown Bangkok but in a duty free shop in Bangkok 's Int'l Airport .
BE WARNED.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Do you know anything about F.U.C.K.?
In ancient England, people could not have sex without the consent of the King.
When people wanted to have a child, they have to get the permission from the monarchy. When granted, they would be supplied with a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.
The plaque reads 'Fornication Under Consent of the King' (F.U.C.K.). This is how the word came about.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Interesting Pantun
This pantun was circulated before March 8th, 2008 while some of the character is still "in business"...
Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it's PWD
Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury
Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi
The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy
Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri
Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers' money
So please spend the money wisely.
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it's PWD
Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury
Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi
The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy
Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri
Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers' money
So please spend the money wisely.
Monday, March 16, 2009
I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Doctor
A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him "Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients?"
The doctor returns the next day and asks: “So Kapal, how did it go?”
Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL."
"Nice one Kapal, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir" says Kapal.
"Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, it was almost 5 pm. I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like a flame, undressed herself, took off her bra and her panty, laid on the table and shouted:
HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years!!!"
"…? And what did you do, Kapal?" the doctor gets very curious. "Not Panadol, but an injection I believe."
“No sir…" answers Kapal. "I didn't do that, it would not solve the problem. I gave her exactly what she needed!" (scroll down)
Scroll down for the perfect treatment:
GUESS???
GUESS???
EYE DROPS treatment!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
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